Export your WhatsApp or iMessage chat. Greg reads every message — all of it — and writes what he really thinks. It's brutal, it's funny, and it's weirdly accurate.
"Greg called me the group's unpaid event planner and honestly? Fair."
"We printed the Group Awards and framed them."
"Greg noticed my situationship was one-sided before I did. Rude. Correct, but rude."
Straight from WhatsApp or iMessage. Takes 5 minutes. We'll show you how.
Every message. The fights, the bits, the 2am spirals. He takes notes.
Awards, lore, verdicts, receipts. Then send it back to the group — that's the whole point.
Your chat is used once to write your report, then permanently deleted. Greg runs on Claude, made by Anthropic — they never train on what you send. Delete your report anytime.
WhatsApp and iMessage. WhatsApp exports right from your phone. iMessage needs our little Mac app.
About 5 minutes for you to export the chat. About 5 minutes for Greg to read it and write your report.
All of them. Friend groups, family threads, couple chats, work crews, your situationship. The messier, the better.
Honest, not mean. Greg roasts with receipts and love. And if your chat contains something genuinely heavy, he drops the jokes.
Your chat is used once to write your report, then permanently deleted. Greg runs on Claude, made by Anthropic — they never train on what you send. Delete your report anytime.
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